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The sky literally dropped a QR Code today in London.
Everyone thought it was a sign from the heavens, a miracle, or maybe the ultimate giveaway. I finally got it to scan, and well... let's just say the "Divine Server" has a bit of a backlog.
Current Rank: #9,859,402,104
Estimated Wait: 452 Years.
Does anyone know if heaven accepts "Fast Pass" or if I can just trade my spot for a coffee? I guess I'm staying on this page until the year 2478. Don't call me, I need to save battery.
#4vemberComedy #Satire #QRCode #Miracle #GlitchInTheMatrix #WaitTimes #GlobalUpdate #POV
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